hereafter undefined

just found out cool ranch doritos are called COOL AMERICAN doritos. what a blessed night. cool american evans. yes. yesssssss.

May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.
Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

He’s a jerk. He’s being such a jerk.

christopher dorito evans, you were named after two of the bravest things i knew: chris pratt and a tortilla-esque snack food, the dorito.

tothless:

chris evans when he touches people’s boobs:

on your left

stupidlullabies:

thatlalagirl:

I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”

I mean. Really.

sounds legit.

hairandglasses:

this movie was a fucking masterpiece

hairandglasses:

this movie was a fucking masterpiece