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when you walked into the room just then
it’s like the sun came out

gingerpermission:

tommisonfans:

I’m just going to go ahead and assume he’s watching Jurassic Park and not just, you know, freaking out randomly about Jeff Goldblum

Wait, there are people who DON’T randomly freak about Jeff Goldblum?

gingerpermission:

tommisonfans:

I’m just going to go ahead and assume he’s watching Jurassic Park and not just, you know, freaking out randomly about Jeff Goldblum

Wait, there are people who DON’T randomly freak about Jeff Goldblum?
by any chance have u read homestuck?
Anonymous

no. not interested either.

in cards against humanity the card that makes me laugh the most is “warm velvety muppet sex” i don’t want to know what that says about me.

(it’s not my favorite card to play. it’s just my favorite to say. warm. velvety. muppet sex.”)

couldbeyourlife:

apocalypsecanceled:

'I WOULD LOVE THESE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE GUYS WHOM I SHIP TOGETHER EVEN IF THEY WERE WOMEN OR ASIAN OR BLACK'

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#may I direct you to the psych fandom

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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Maybe naya rivera wanted to live the “have to get married to my friend” fake married trope.

taraljc:

That’s it. That’s the show.

i’m gonna dream such amazing dreams tonight, thanks stupidlullabies