when you walked into the room just then
it’s like the sun came out
I’m just going to go ahead and assume he’s watching Jurassic Park and not just, you know, freaking out randomly about Jeff GoldblumWait, there are people who DON’T randomly freak about Jeff Goldblum?
in cards against humanity the card that makes me laugh the most is “warm velvety muppet sex” i don’t want to know what that says about me.
(it’s not my favorite card to play. it’s just my favorite to say. warm. velvety. muppet sex.”)
'I WOULD LOVE THESE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE GUYS WHOM I SHIP TOGETHER EVEN IF THEY WERE WOMEN OR ASIAN OR BLACK'
#may I direct you to the psych fandom
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
That’s it. That’s the show.
i’m gonna dream such amazing dreams tonight, thanks stupidlullabies