thestaticinhersmile:

This would be my worst nightmare too, Rachel.

You know she’s already planned out exactly which duets she’ll be singing with them to entertain everyone, and that she’ll of course pick out the perfect gift to the hosts, and she will bring lovely vegan cookies for everyone to enjoy, and why yes, she would be happy to help serve the hot toddies while Kurt and Blaine sneak off to the bedroom for some party stress related making out, no she’s not going to take over hostess duties, but she is sort of their very best friend, and isn’t the Christmas tree ever so darling? And then she dramatically motions to Blaine when he returns to zip up his trousers and winks dramatically at Kurt because see, this is the greatest party, second only to her Hanukkah dinner, which of course they always happily attend, as they are the bestest of friends.